1 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:05,254 2 00:00:05,742 --> 00:00:08,939 3 00:00:09,262 --> 00:00:12,459 4 00:00:12,702 --> 00:00:15,694 5 00:00:16,102 --> 00:00:20,061 6 00:00:20,262 --> 00:00:23,652 7 00:00:23,742 --> 00:00:27,212 8 00:00:27,382 --> 00:00:30,215 9 00:00:51,142 --> 00:00:53,451 Unbelievable! 10 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:56,299 I mean, look at that 11 00:00:56,622 --> 00:00:59,932 Wandering about in his bedroom without a stitch on 12 00:01:01,822 --> 00:01:04,620 Naked as the day he was born 13 00:01:04,702 --> 00:01:07,660 Talk about being an exhibitionist 14 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:14,453 I thought he'd one of those balloon animals tied to his waist at first 15 00:01:16,182 --> 00:01:20,175 Well, they've made a complete pig's breakfast of that new shower 16 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:21,741 As I knew they would 17 00:01:21,822 --> 00:01:24,131 It takes you half an hour to get the right temperature 18 00:01:24,222 --> 00:01:26,782 and then, if you so much as flush the loo, 19 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:28,614 it turns into a blast furnace 20 00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:29,976 Hmm-mmm 21 00:01:30,622 --> 00:01:32,897 And I thought we bought those glasses for Ronnie's birthday 22 00:01:32,982 --> 00:01:36,179 when you've quite finished steaming up the lenses 23 00:01:36,582 --> 00:01:40,370 I haven't finished wrapping them yet for Thursday so mind what you're doing 24 00:01:40,462 --> 00:01:41,975 Yes 25 00:01:43,782 --> 00:01:45,454 What did I just say? 26 00:01:46,582 --> 00:01:50,416 You said that we Hmm? 27 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:55,461 I might as well talk to a tin of spam 28 00:01:57,302 --> 00:01:59,770 What time's your appointment with the dentist this morning? 29 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,295 1 1 :30 30 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,054 Thank God for that 31 00:02:03,742 --> 00:02:07,257 I've seen enough of those temporary crowns to last me a lifetime 32 00:02:08,702 --> 00:02:11,739 It's like being kissed good night by Bugs Bunny 33 00:02:13,302 --> 00:02:16,612 Oh, was there anything in the post, by the way, about that job? 34 00:02:16,702 --> 00:02:17,976 Just the phone bill 35 00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:21,418 And a letter from Reader's Digest saying we've both become millionaires 36 00:02:22,822 --> 00:02:25,052 I don't suppose I'll get it anyway for one 37 00:02:25,142 --> 00:02:26,700 Oh, hang on 38 00:02:26,782 --> 00:02:30,411 He's got one of those little trampoline things out now 39 00:02:30,782 --> 00:02:34,900 Surely he's going to put some underpants on before he starts bouncing 40 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,540 Oh, I don't 41 00:02:36,902 --> 00:02:38,813 Look at that! 42 00:02:42,022 --> 00:02:45,776 I don't think I can watch much more of this, I really don't 43 00:02:58,022 --> 00:03:00,092 NICK: Good morning, Mrs Meldrew 44 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:03,295 Not quite so breezy out here now, is it? 45 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:08,980 Morning, Mr Swainey 46 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:14,174 Your mother's still into her fly-fishing, then? 47 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:17,174 Yeah, it'll be another five-minute wonder, I expect 48 00:03:17,262 --> 00:03:19,298 There's part of you wants to try and drum it into her 49 00:03:19,382 --> 00:03:21,657 we don't live in that big house by the river anymore 50 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,619 It was 1 0 years ago 51 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:26,136 Still, if it gives her pleasure 52 00:03:26,222 --> 00:03:29,612 -It seems a shame to shatter her illusions -That's right 53 00:03:29,702 --> 00:03:31,533 (BLOWING DUCK WHISTLE) 54 00:03:32,222 --> 00:03:34,258 And it certainly doesn't make things easy 55 00:03:34,342 --> 00:03:37,414 Of course, we've got the nurse now who pops around three times a week 56 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:40,335 She's an absolute godsend, I must say 57 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:49,412 Oh, incidentally, there's something I've been meaning to ask you, Mrs Meldrew 58 00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:53,051 We are holding a sponsored silly walk for dialysis at the end of the week 59 00:03:53,142 --> 00:03:56,373 I couldn't get you to sign my form, for say, 5p a mile, 60 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:58,180 if it's not being too cheeky? 61 00:03:58,262 --> 00:03:59,980 Of course, I'd be glad to 62 00:04:00,062 --> 00:04:02,656 That's very kind of you I'll pop it round 63 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,294 Good morning, Nick How are you? 64 00:04:05,382 --> 00:04:08,499 Hello, Tania Very well indeed, thank you 65 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,460 Good That's the ticket, then, isn't it? 66 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:16,261 Right 67 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:19,979 We'll sort the other out, then, later on 68 00:04:20,902 --> 00:04:22,130 Yes 69 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:25,172 Yeah, yeah Bye-bye, Mrs Meldrew 70 00:04:26,262 --> 00:04:27,820 Bye, Mr Swainey 71 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:55,414 (VICTOR HOWLING) 72 00:04:59,822 --> 00:05:03,451 I don't think it's serious He was only in there a couple of seconds 73 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:06,501 But if you could just give us your professional opinion 74 00:05:10,902 --> 00:05:16,101 Victor, this is Tania, the nurse who looks after Mrs Swainey next door 75 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,934 Good morning, Mr Meldrew 76 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:19,250 -How does it feel? -Oh 77 00:05:19,342 --> 00:05:21,617 -Still burning like billy-o, I bet -Yes 78 00:05:21,702 --> 00:05:25,581 Now don't flinch, I'm just going to take a little look and then Oh! 79 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:27,175 Oh, what is it? 80 00:05:28,222 --> 00:05:30,861 I didn't know you could buy these ready minted 81 00:05:30,942 --> 00:05:32,694 What a great idea! 82 00:05:32,782 --> 00:05:34,773 -Well, at Asda you can -Really? 83 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:38,821 -And, I think, Tesco's do their version -Well, I never 84 00:05:38,902 --> 00:05:43,100 -But I've never seen them in Sainsbury's -Yes! Yes! Excuse me! 85 00:05:43,182 --> 00:05:47,300 What about my back? Will I need a skin graft or what? 86 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:50,217 Nothing like that, Mr Meldrew 87 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:52,941 Your bottom half's a bit red, that's all 88 00:05:53,022 --> 00:05:56,094 What I'll do is, I'll dab a little something on to stop the stinging 89 00:05:56,182 --> 00:05:58,377 and you should be fine 90 00:06:02,142 --> 00:06:04,610 Oh Ah 91 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:06,097 Right 92 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:09,936 Well, I'll leave you and the singing detective here to it, then 93 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:15,100 Thank you 94 00:06:16,062 --> 00:06:17,177 (VICTOR MOANING) 95 00:06:17,262 --> 00:06:18,741 (PHONE RINGING) 96 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,661 4291 97 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:26,536 Oh, speaking 98 00:06:27,382 --> 00:06:28,371 Oh 99 00:06:28,982 --> 00:06:29,971 Right 100 00:06:30,342 --> 00:06:31,331 Yes 101 00:06:31,902 --> 00:06:32,971 Oh, right 102 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:36,054 Thank you for letting me know Bye 103 00:06:37,182 --> 00:06:38,535 Bad news? 104 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:42,217 Oh, just a job I went up for last week, driving a baker's van 105 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,294 Had about as much chance as becoming chief rabbi 106 00:06:46,382 --> 00:06:47,371 Ah! 107 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:57,100 Mrs Meldrew, I brought that form for you to fill in for Friday, 108 00:06:57,182 --> 00:07:00,174 -if you're still interested -Oh, yes, of course 109 00:07:00,262 --> 00:07:02,059 Right Where are we? 110 00:07:02,982 --> 00:07:05,291 How is Mr Meldrew up there? Still suffering? 111 00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:07,896 Not as much as I would've liked No, but 112 00:07:08,942 --> 00:07:11,979 Well, let's be reckless and say 20p 113 00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:14,496 Oh, thank you very much indeed 114 00:07:15,142 --> 00:07:17,702 Fine, that's me off now then, I think 115 00:07:19,662 --> 00:07:21,459 Perhaps get a bite to eat somewhere 116 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:25,455 Oh, right Actually, I was thinking of popping out for some lunch myself, 117 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:27,339 -in a minute or two -Really? 118 00:07:27,422 --> 00:07:29,572 Yeah Um 119 00:07:30,582 --> 00:07:31,571 Well 120 00:07:33,982 --> 00:07:35,210 Fine 121 00:07:35,302 --> 00:07:38,294 Well, uh, hope you find somewhere nice 122 00:07:38,382 --> 00:07:40,452 -Yes You, too -Yes 123 00:07:41,142 --> 00:07:44,737 And I'll see you Wednesday, I expect 124 00:07:45,422 --> 00:07:48,175 -Bye, Mrs Meldrew -Oh, bye, Tania Thanks very much 125 00:07:48,262 --> 00:07:50,253 -Pleasure Bye-bye -Bye, Tania 126 00:07:53,942 --> 00:07:55,136 (DOOR CLOSING) 127 00:07:56,302 --> 00:07:58,497 Mr Swainey! 128 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:00,377 Sorry 129 00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:02,134 Are you blind? 130 00:08:02,462 --> 00:08:05,056 She was dying for you to ask her out 131 00:08:05,622 --> 00:08:06,975 When? 132 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:11,174 Oh, no I'm afraid I'm not in her league, someone like that 133 00:08:11,262 --> 00:08:13,492 Don't be utterly ridiculous 134 00:08:14,182 --> 00:08:17,777 She was just desperate for you to make the first move, that's all 135 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:21,733 Well, I'd love to believe that, Mrs Meldrew, 136 00:08:21,822 --> 00:08:24,097 but life's never that wonderful, is it? 137 00:08:24,582 --> 00:08:26,698 Anyway, thanks for the sponsorship and everything 138 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:30,536 I'll let you know how we get on and got to rush now Bye 139 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:46,939 Well, you were a long while How are they looking? 140 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:48,216 Very good 141 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,292 Except for the X-ray of this dodgy one, down at the bottom 142 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:54,180 I've got to go back on Friday now, for an extraction 143 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,294 Here, I got most of the things in the shopping list 144 00:08:58,982 --> 00:09:01,974 It took me ages to find this bloody Polish sherry 145 00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:04,018 I had to go to 1 0 different shops 146 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,376 (PHONE RINGING) 147 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,061 Polish sherry? 148 00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:28,132 Cor Poland can bloody well keep it 149 00:09:31,582 --> 00:09:34,415 Oh, and he's forgotten to get my polish 150 00:09:34,502 --> 00:09:36,970 And I wrote it down plainly in a 151 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,691 That was an interesting one 152 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:46,933 A call from a chap who had heard I was looking for some work as a driver 153 00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:48,535 Lewis Atterbury 154 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:52,376 Lives in one of those new houses out near Coblesham by that big military base 155 00:09:52,462 --> 00:09:55,022 He said if I wanted to pop round this afternoon, 156 00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:57,570 he might be able to put some work my way 157 00:09:57,662 --> 00:10:01,337 So that sounds quite hopeful, doesn't it? 158 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:03,011 What? 159 00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:05,651 What? 160 00:10:08,462 --> 00:10:09,861 Polish sherry! 161 00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:19,891 What? 162 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:26,173 Well, it'll mainly be a case of running me into the office, 163 00:10:26,262 --> 00:10:28,571 one or two meetings out of town occasionally 164 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:32,655 Plus any other errands, of course, which crop up as and when 165 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:34,939 How is it feeling, by the way? 166 00:10:35,662 --> 00:10:39,052 -Good fit, surprisingly -Yes, it's very comfortable 167 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:40,860 Thank you, Mr Atterbury 168 00:10:42,382 --> 00:10:45,215 Call me Lewis, I can't abide formalities 169 00:10:45,662 --> 00:10:50,213 Now, time, I think, to introduce you to my three children 170 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:53,260 VICTOR: Oh, right 171 00:10:54,222 --> 00:10:55,416 Very nice 172 00:10:56,262 --> 00:11:01,256 ''Very'' and ''nice'', Victor, are not words we use to describe these three pieces of machinery 173 00:11:01,342 --> 00:11:05,381 They are the Holy Trinity of internal combustion 174 00:11:05,822 --> 00:11:08,894 As you'll discover when you get behind the wheel 175 00:11:13,622 --> 00:11:15,294 Sorry about the mess 176 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:19,375 Girlfriend and I were at a rather wild party in Oxfordshire on Sunday night 177 00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:21,614 Oh, right 178 00:11:24,022 --> 00:11:25,535 So I see 179 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,971 (NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO PLAYING) 180 00:12:42,942 --> 00:12:44,978 (INAUDIBLE) 181 00:13:10,742 --> 00:13:12,460 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 182 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,818 Bloody rugby players 183 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:27,535 You are lucky you still got a job at all, the way you carry on 184 00:13:27,662 --> 00:13:30,699 Picking fights with every single person you meet 185 00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:33,250 I do not pick fights with every person I meet 186 00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:38,177 No! That's why that man in the pub snapped off both your front teeth the other week 187 00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:41,810 Like a protective tab on a video cassette 188 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:45,060 All over a packet of cheese and onion crisps 189 00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:51,937 I'll either have to get a bigger hat or have my head taken in 190 00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:55,737 Oh, 1 2:30, I'll have to move 191 00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:57,892 I've got to be at the airport at 4:00 192 00:13:57,982 --> 00:13:59,734 Oh, where's he going today? 193 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,655 Nowhere His parents are coming down from Scotland for the weekend 194 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,778 so he wants me to pick them up 195 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,422 You haven't forgotten we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight? 196 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:10,096 I try to forget we're going to Ronnie and Mildred's tonight, 197 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,970 like you try to forget you're going to die, but it doesn't work 198 00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:18,894 I wonder what hideous novelties they have brought back from their holidays this year 199 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:23,055 Another souvenir photograph printed on the back of a lavatory seat? 200 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,292 I can't believe that pair sometimes 201 00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:29,295 She rang me up earlier, in a bit of a state, because the builders still haven't finished 202 00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:32,818 You know they're having all that foundation work done on their extension 203 00:14:32,902 --> 00:14:36,417 And I was silly enough to let slip that I wasn't doing anything this afternoon, 204 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:40,290 so she's invited me over beforehand to give her a hand with the food 205 00:14:40,742 --> 00:14:44,701 Good You can make sure the chicken soup doesn't have feathers in it this time 206 00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:47,899 -I'll see you there at 7:00, right? -Yes, bye! 207 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,216 Right 208 00:14:55,742 --> 00:14:57,300 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 209 00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,020 -Anyone in? -Hello 210 00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:01,775 I can't stop long, I've got to bury Auntie Sis at half past 211 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:03,580 -Oh, no -But I just wanted to say 212 00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:06,813 -That was sudden When did she die? -Oh, Saturday afternoon 213 00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:10,451 Yeah, she was attacked by an albatross in a hot air balloon 214 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,375 All a bit nasty, I'm afraid, she fell out of the basket 215 00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:17,341 and landed on a tennis court in Droitwich, right in the middle of a tie-break 216 00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:20,220 -Oh, good God! -Yeah, play had to be suspended 217 00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:22,691 for half an hour while they disentangled her from the net 218 00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:26,695 So, a bit of an undignified exit really for the poor old soul, but 219 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,171 No, actually, I wanted to thank you for the other day 220 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,776 You know what you said about Tania and everything 221 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:35,252 Only, I gave her a ring last night and asked if she would like to join us on Friday 222 00:15:35,342 --> 00:15:36,775 for the sponsored silly walk 223 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:40,218 And I couldn't believe it, she said yes, she'd loved to 224 00:15:40,302 --> 00:15:44,454 I mean, yeah, I know it doesn't mean anything in itself but, well, anyway, 225 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,294 I just wanted you to know 226 00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:48,577 What did I tell you? Now this could be your big chance, 227 00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:50,971 -make sure you don't blow it -Yeah 228 00:15:51,062 --> 00:15:54,941 Well, I'll keep you posted anyway, and thanks 229 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:07,851 Hmm 230 00:16:07,942 --> 00:16:10,456 This Polish sherry is rather delicious 231 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,301 -Mildred -Oh, thank you 232 00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:23,972 Hmm, yes Where did you get it, Margaret? We'll have to stock up 233 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:28,338 I'm not sure You better ask Victor when he gets here 234 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,698 These are just slops, aren't they? I'll put them in your bin 235 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,771 Oh! 236 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,740 Don't try and go in there, Margaret You'll break your neck 237 00:16:36,822 --> 00:16:39,131 She'll break her neck, Mildred 238 00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:41,213 It's a 1 0-foot drop 239 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:46,617 Two months now they've been digging I think we were better off with the subsidence 240 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,095 Perhaps I'll just put them down the loo 241 00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:53,736 What time are we expecting your hubby, Margaret? 242 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:56,382 Oh, I said about 7:00, all being well 243 00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:59,215 He's got to collect some people from the airport 244 00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:02,818 MILDRED: Oh, I hope he doesn't hurry here and have an accident 245 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:08,735 I don't imagine he'll be hurrying 246 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,736 No 247 00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:18,577 So, you come and stay with your son very often, then? 248 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,893 Three or four times a year, I suppose, on average 249 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:25,497 The traffic on that ring road never seems to get any better 250 00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:28,494 I'm just wondering if we shouldn't just drop these two off 251 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:30,300 and then go straight to the restaurant 252 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,497 MAN: I tend to agree 253 00:17:31,582 --> 00:17:34,733 Do you know the big hotel near here called Abbey Grange? 254 00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,460 -Oh, yes -I don't want to risk losing 255 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,260 that table tonight of all nights 256 00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:41,459 -A special occasion, is it, or -Our anniversary, actually 257 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,419 Oh, congratulations 258 00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:47,256 I had hoped we might persuade Lewis to join us for once 259 00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:50,618 -I don't think so -No, you're right 260 00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:53,451 It looks as if he's already out 261 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,010 Sowing his oats again, as usual 262 00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:58,813 Shh! They're here 263 00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:02,372 Come, everybody In the conservatory, come on 264 00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:05,932 Come on Quick Quick, quick, quick 265 00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:08,411 Through the hall Come on Hurry 266 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:11,695 Find your way through Everybody in front, go on 267 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:14,580 Go on, you're not here to enjoy yourself Quick 268 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:22,612 Now I want total silence from everybody I don't want to hear a word out of any of you! 269 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,381 (MEOWING) 270 00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:52,251 No, no, no No, you don't 271 00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:03,452 Just you behave yourselves 272 00:19:12,262 --> 00:19:13,695 LEWIS: Hello? 273 00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:16,251 Hello? 274 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,975 (HONKING) 275 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:39,781 Thank you very much Leaving me to man the fort all this time 276 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:43,138 I'm sorry They asked me to take them on to this restaurant 277 00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:46,453 and I've got to go back and collect them at around 1 2:00 278 00:19:46,982 --> 00:19:50,133 So, I don't fancy leaving this out in the open, 279 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,611 after what happened to the last one 280 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,613 Everything all right out there? 281 00:19:56,702 --> 00:20:00,058 He's just going to put Mr Atterbury's car in your garage for a few hours, 282 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,621 if that's all right 283 00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:05,017 Victor! No! No! 284 00:20:06,102 --> 00:20:08,411 It hasn't got a floor! 285 00:20:08,502 --> 00:20:10,174 (CRASHING) 286 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:20,136 VICTOR: I don't believe it! 287 00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,980 I wouldn't worry about it, Victor 288 00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:40,338 Our son is a very tolerant and understanding person 289 00:20:41,382 --> 00:20:43,293 (BOTH LAUGHING) 290 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:47,580 Just pray he's gone to bed early 291 00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,058 Yes 292 00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,660 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 293 00:20:56,142 --> 00:20:58,212 On the other hand 294 00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:03,851 But still, look at it on the bright side 295 00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:07,093 The breakdown people managed to haul it out without making 296 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,015 hardly any scratch on the front, so 297 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,693 Just excuse me a moment, would you, please? 298 00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:34,340 Darling! 299 00:21:36,302 --> 00:21:38,293 Put that down 300 00:21:40,262 --> 00:21:46,451 Oh, come on Look, it's very late and we're all very tired, 301 00:21:47,342 --> 00:21:49,810 so don't do anything silly, all right? 302 00:21:49,902 --> 00:21:52,097 When you told me this man wanted a job, 303 00:21:52,182 --> 00:21:54,980 you didn't tell me he was a demolition expert 304 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:58,740 Why don't you just go up to bed and have a good night's sleep? 305 00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:01,416 We'll talk to the insurance people in the morning 306 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:15,017 Thank you I didn't realise, actually, it was you that had 307 00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:16,497 Yes 308 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:18,973 Not to worry, Mr Meldrew 309 00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:21,053 I mean, all is not lost 310 00:22:21,942 --> 00:22:23,819 We've still got the Jag left 311 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:35,173 Yes, I've just dropped him off at the bank and now I'm on my way to the dentist 312 00:22:35,262 --> 00:22:37,571 So, it's all working out quite well 313 00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:39,261 Sorry, what? 314 00:22:39,342 --> 00:22:41,810 No, not at all He seems fine 315 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,134 Surprisingly 316 00:22:44,902 --> 00:22:48,656 I don't know what she said to him last night, or did 317 00:22:50,062 --> 00:22:53,418 No sign of any footprints on the windscreen this morning at any rate 318 00:22:55,022 --> 00:22:56,375 Right, yes 319 00:22:57,462 --> 00:23:00,022 Well, good luck with your appointment 320 00:23:00,102 --> 00:23:01,091 Yes 321 00:23:01,662 --> 00:23:03,892 And I'll see you later Bye 322 00:23:19,182 --> 00:23:21,571 Afternoon, Mrs Meldrew Are you well? 323 00:23:22,382 --> 00:23:24,498 Yes, thank you, Mr Swainey 324 00:23:24,582 --> 00:23:27,096 Are you all ready for the off, then? 325 00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:31,016 Yes, yes A 3:30 start outside St Luke's, just around the corner 326 00:23:31,102 --> 00:23:33,536 Tania said she'd meet me there so I'd 327 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,340 About Tania 328 00:23:35,422 --> 00:23:37,219 And I've got everything planned for this evening 329 00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:40,419 I managed to get two tickets for that new Eddie Murphy film 330 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,333 And afterwards, I thought she might like to go 331 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,016 to this nice little Italian restaurant, which is right next to 332 00:23:45,102 --> 00:23:47,332 Yes, Mr Swainey, 333 00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:52,132 I'm afraid Victor and I ran into Tania, 334 00:23:53,342 --> 00:23:54,980 last night actually 335 00:23:56,302 --> 00:24:00,056 It was at this big party at someone's house 336 00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:03,861 and she was there with 337 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:05,821 Yes Right 338 00:24:06,702 --> 00:24:07,691 I see 339 00:24:08,702 --> 00:24:10,932 Thank you, Mrs Meldrew, I understand 340 00:24:11,022 --> 00:24:13,582 I'm sorry, Mr Swainey, I didn't 341 00:24:13,902 --> 00:24:15,540 No, no, no, it's 342 00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:18,932 Well, thanks for all your help anyway 343 00:24:20,582 --> 00:24:22,140 I feel so awful 344 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,059 Especially after we 345 00:24:26,262 --> 00:24:27,615 I mean 346 00:24:28,622 --> 00:24:30,055 You were right 347 00:24:30,142 --> 00:24:31,131 Yeah 348 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:33,534 Well, I'll see you later 349 00:24:42,222 --> 00:24:44,531 Life's never that wonderful 350 00:24:50,902 --> 00:24:53,814 Karen, could you just give me a quick hand with this thing, please? 351 00:24:53,902 --> 00:24:54,891 Okay 352 00:25:11,902 --> 00:25:15,178 Sorry about that, Mr Meldrew, our equipment's all blowing up this morning 353 00:25:15,262 --> 00:25:17,935 You can close it now, you're all done with 354 00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:21,538 I should keep the cotton wool plug in there for about half an hour 355 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:24,659 Any minor pain once the numbing wears off, just take a couple of aspirin 356 00:25:24,742 --> 00:25:25,731 Mmm-hmm 357 00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:29,971 Mmm 358 00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:34,818 No, no, the car appears to be still in one piece, 359 00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:36,733 for the moment but 360 00:25:37,342 --> 00:25:39,219 Yeah, okay, I will Bye 361 00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:43,573 How is the tooth feeling by the way? 362 00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:46,495 Oh, my jaw seems to be throbbing quite a lot for some reason 363 00:25:46,582 --> 00:25:48,413 Don't take your eyes off the road 364 00:25:48,502 --> 00:25:50,493 No, sorry, I was just 365 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:54,541 Perhaps if I can get rid of this thing now, I might 366 00:25:57,382 --> 00:25:58,531 Ah! 367 00:25:58,622 --> 00:26:01,056 Oh, my God Almighty! 368 00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,492 What's it doing? What was that? 369 00:26:03,582 --> 00:26:04,901 (VICTOR HOWLING) 370 00:26:08,982 --> 00:26:10,381 Oh, my God! 371 00:26:13,662 --> 00:26:15,061 What is that thing? 372 00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:16,177 (STUTTERING) 373 00:26:16,262 --> 00:26:18,935 A bee in the car, Mr Lewis! 374 00:26:22,262 --> 00:26:25,174 Never mind the bee, watch where you're going! 375 00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:30,457 Oh, God! Put For God's sake, put your foot on the brake 376 00:26:55,942 --> 00:26:57,295 Sorry about that 377 00:27:07,662 --> 00:27:10,415 I think this time we've been lucky, actually 378 00:27:10,782 --> 00:27:13,296 I can't see any damage Can you? 379 00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,101 (ENGINE HUMMING) 380 00:27:59,862 --> 00:28:03,172 381 00:28:03,262 --> 00:28:06,572 382 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:09,893 383 00:28:09,982 --> 00:28:13,497 384 00:28:13,582 --> 00:28:17,052 385 00:28:17,142 --> 00:28:20,452 386 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:23,932 387 00:28:24,022 --> 00:28:27,139 388 00:28:27,302 --> 00:28:31,341 389 00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:34,858 390 00:28:35,342 --> 00:28:38,652 and I can still misbehave 391 00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:41,702 392 00:28:42,462 --> 00:28:45,181 393 00:28:45,982 --> 00:28:48,735 394 00:28:48,785 --> 00:28:53,335 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0